Poop Procrastinator Pillows

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Serious Putty

Housewife: Out of Order.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"How about fashionably never?"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Tred carefully mill.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Why are you texting instead of working?

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass