Poop Preservationist Gifts

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Preserved

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Tred carefully mill.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

Leaving Eden - Historic District

Poopy Baby

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I can't stand picking it up.'

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

'Why,that's awful - tearing it down are they?'

Walkies again?

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

'If I didn't know better, I'd say you enjoyed this.'

New York Scatological society.