Poop Paparazzo Gifts

The Pooperrazzi

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Photographers Then and Now.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Press Pass

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Journalists block an ambulance crew.

'I told you to go and SIT in the corner!'

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

"You're going to need a longer lens."