Poop Paparazzo Gifts

The Pooperrazzi

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Okay, you have my attention."

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Press Pass

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

Photographers Then and Now.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

Journalists block an ambulance crew.

Space Selfie

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'