Plane Paparazzo Gifts

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Selfie World

"Okay, you have my attention."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Pooperrazzi

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I forgot to get a selfie during the procedure. Can we do it again?"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Photographers Then and Now.

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Press Pass

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

'No comment!'

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"I'd like to intervene, but I haven't completed the appropriate paperwork."

Journalists block an ambulance crew.