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"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

A. A. Milne

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Edgar Allen Prozac

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Tough Guy

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

POOP-ANGEL!

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

Pooh Bah