Pooh Bah Impersonator T-Shirts

Pooh Bah

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Elfis"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

It's more than a mike!

Ventriloquist Grave

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

A. A. Milne

Easter Bunny

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Will Curl Lip For Food

"If you need anything just wink."

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"