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"No no, I said sit!!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Dog Wrestling.

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Springtime rabbits.

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"