Pooh Expert Prints

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

A. A. Milne

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Edgar Allen Prozac

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Tough Guy

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

POOP-ANGEL!

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Remember, this Winnie the Pooh book comes with a Tigger warning. . ."

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Pooh Bah

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"He threw a huge fit at the grocery store."

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.