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Dog Park Afternoon

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

You can't get what up

Dog Wrestling.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Wanna swap?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Is he taking the piss?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Mission Impossible

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Tough Guy

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

My other dog is a Great Dane.