Pooch Park Philosopher Mugs

Dog Park Afternoon

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

You can't get what up

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Wanna swap?"

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Mission Impossible

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Tough Guy

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"I gave at the office!"

My other dog is a Great Dane.