Pony Padawan Gifts

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Stubborn Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I want a pony!"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A pony throws its rider.

What female dogs think about their looks.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

Show Jumping Tantrums

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

What they're thinking.

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

Home for the Holidays

Horse steals a little girl's book.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"I'll keep this up until he gets me a real pony!"

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'I'd like to buy you a pony, Harry, but I don't get to keep the offering.'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

Pony Posing for a Photo

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

No Pony

"I'm still waiting on that pony."

Horse and Ponies for Sale