Pony Padawan T-Shirts

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Stubborn Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I want a pony!"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A pony throws its rider.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

What they're thinking.

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

Home for the Holidays

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

Horse steals a little girl's book.

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"I'll keep this up until he gets me a real pony!"

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

Pony Posing for a Photo

'I'd like to buy you a pony, Harry, but I don't get to keep the offering.'

No Pony

"I'm still waiting on that pony."