Pommel Horse Performer Gifts

"HI! I'm on the horse."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cycling with a harp case

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

"Mum, I got the job!"

Tina Turner

Jeff Beck.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Robbie Williams

Talking Dog.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Music

Tenors