Pommel Horse Performer Pillows

"HI! I'm on the horse."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Cycling with a harp case

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Tina Turner

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

Talking Dog.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Tenors

How to engage an audience