Pom-pom Cacher Pillows

'Huh? These are my tampons not my pom poms.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Jumping cheerleaders

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

How paper training can affect puppies...

Ice Fishing

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Airport Cheerleader

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Interpretive Cheering

'Here it comes.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

"I'm spreading Christmas cheers."

In too deep

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

'Latest News'

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

Writer and ink

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

'Attention down below. I present to you a gorgeous photo-op.'

"What makes you think I'm stealing office supplies."

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.