Polymath Gifts

After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Einsteiners.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'