Polygon Appreciator Gifts

Polygon man.

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tortured Plank

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'He's an abstract painter.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

A parcel of postmen

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

Scenic Route.

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

'He's terrified of heights.'

the polly gone

"The piped-in spa music makes all the difference."

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'

'Has this one got cavity walls?' 'Only since the rats moved in.'

Art Forms.

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."