Polygon Appreciator Gifts

Polygon man.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Tortured Plank

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'He's an abstract painter.'

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

A parcel of postmen

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

Scenic Route.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'

'He's terrified of heights.'

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

the polly gone

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"The piped-in spa music makes all the difference."

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'Has this one got cavity walls?' 'Only since the rats moved in.'

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."