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"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

A bendy-cow.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Tickets, please.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Lord Robert Winston

The Fantasy Train

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

Pubic transport

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'