Polling Station Fan Prints

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

News Wear World

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Pubic transport

Accident

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Lord Robert Winston

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

The Fantasy Train

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Seems Like Everyone is Running for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'