Filling Station Fan T-Shirts

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

First past the post.

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Fetching some fuel.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Gravitas

The First Swim Ring

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

Al's vending machine.

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

Noah's Ark slugs.

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

'The good times are over men - the bottoms fallen out of Guano!'

The fountain of youths.

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

ATM.

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.

Snax. Your candy will be out in sixty seconds, but first, this commercial.