Filling Station Fan Gifts

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

First past the post.

Fetching some fuel.

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Gravitas

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Al's vending machine.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

The First Swim Ring

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

Noah's Ark slugs.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'The good times are over men - the bottoms fallen out of Guano!'

The fountain of youths.

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

"I have two pump apps - one for shoes and one for gas."

ATM.

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'