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'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"Our flag means debt."

'Such petulance!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

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