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'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Such petulance!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'I should have won that last fight.'