Pugilist Strategist Prints

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Such petulance!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Shadow Punch

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby