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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Keystone XL Pipeline

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership