Partisan Pugilist Mugs

Explosive Dreams - Obama Legacy

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

Keystone XL Pipeline

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'