Political Pugilist Mugs

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Below the Belt

Presidential Debates.

I hear he's the underdog. I like that in a candidate.

Donald Trump

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

British savings accounts

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"So, what are you reading?"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

On - Undecided - Off switch

Global warming.

Political Science