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Rerunning the cartoon offended even more readers. Rats, he thought, now I'll be considered a repeat offender.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Berlin Peace Movement

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

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"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

All-Verbal Westerns

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"So we have met before..."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

War of Words

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!