Politically Incorrect Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Hold it! My writers! Why aren't my writers up here with me?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Trump pardons

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Cat Tie

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Well....I could've done this!"