Political Transition Gifts

"Mr. President, we only have a few more executive order sheets left. Should I order a new pad?"

"That's a truly fine gesture - putting up that sign for Trudeau - Mr. Poilievre!" "It's for Carney." "Goodbye, Prime Minister!"

"He's says he's stepping down as Khan but the raping and pillaging will go on til September."

The First Family

National Rail 'Timetable for Departure'.

Dancing on Trump's political grave

20.1.2021

Wed. January 20, 2021

"What was I thinking?!"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

"Let's just be fiends."