Political Transformation Gifts

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"You've changed."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Quick Spring Fling

Dark money donor

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"You'll get over him."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

"What happened?"

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

Retrospection.

"Travel changed me."

Sick America