Political Transition Pillows

"Mr. President, we only have a few more executive order sheets left. Should I order a new pad?"

"That's a truly fine gesture - putting up that sign for Trudeau - Mr. Poilievre!" "It's for Carney." "Goodbye, Prime Minister!"

January 20, 2009 Redux

Lame Duck Regulations

"He's says he's stepping down as Khan but the raping and pillaging will go on til September."

The First Family

National Rail 'Timetable for Departure'.

Dancing on Trump's political grave

20.1.2021

Wed. January 20, 2021

"What was I thinking?!"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"He just married me on the rebound."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

"Sorry, I'm looking for a more permanent relationship."

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."