Economic Transition Pillows

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I just..."

'Absent friends!'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Doubt or Certainy

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Women

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

'So push has come to shove...'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

PastFuture.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"Have a nice day"

The First Family

'Rock of Ages'

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal