Political Puppeteer Gifts

Political Science 101: This semester's topics - twisting of facts, manipulation, power-grabbing.

The Italian Joker.

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

British savings accounts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Leslie Caron.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Finger puppets in church.

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Ventriloquist Audition

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Can I get another second opinion?'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'I think it's some kind of power point presentation.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Political Science

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

England's jester - United States' jester.