Political Puppeteer Prints

Political Science 101: This semester's topics - twisting of facts, manipulation, power-grabbing.

The Italian Joker.

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

British savings accounts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Finger puppets in church.

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Ventriloquist Audition

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Can I get another second opinion?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Political Science

'...In other news, archaeologists today dug up yet another Clinton scandal....'

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

'Today the UN issued sanctions against Iran, and Iran issued a fatwa against the UN.'

The 111th Congress Adjourns.