Politician Impersonator Gifts

Donald Trump

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Elfis"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Ventriloquist Grave

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Lion Costume

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Owl

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'