Political Pundit Escapists Gifts

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Where does it all end up?

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Torturing the English Language

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Honest Boris