Political Party Goer Gifts

'It's good to see some young blood joining the party.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

That party went well.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Aperitif?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

God save the Queen.

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."