Political Insiders Gifts

"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."

'We Now Bring You the Presidential Address...'

"National security adviser"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

Fiscal cliff

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

The Filibuster.

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

"A truly revolutionary breakthrough:a microscope shot of our organisation!"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"This won best award show last year."

"If the men go on strike, we'll run the plant ourselves. Somewhere find out where it is."

GOP surprise.

The Pi Advantage

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

"Let's just issue last year's annual report and see if anyone notices."

"If they tax the rich, say goodbye to 'trickle down' to the poor."

GOP tent door

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

"We can't even admit we work here."

'We finally found the source of all those wikileaks!'

"And now... the latest dope from Washington..."

The Darling Buds of Theresa May.