Political Insiders Prints

"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."

'We Now Bring You the Presidential Address...'

"National security adviser"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

Fiscal cliff

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

The Filibuster.

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"A truly revolutionary breakthrough:a microscope shot of our organisation!"

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

"This won best award show last year."

"If the men go on strike, we'll run the plant ourselves. Somewhere find out where it is."

GOP surprise.

The Pi Advantage

"Let's just issue last year's annual report and see if anyone notices."

'We finally found the source of all those wikileaks!'

GOP tent door

"We can't even admit we work here."

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

"If they tax the rich, say goodbye to 'trickle down' to the poor."

The Darling Buds of Theresa May.

"And now... the latest dope from Washington..."

Kim Jong Nam

"I'm woried that our company motto makes us look shifty."