Gop Insider Prints

GOP surprise.

"Dad, why does a huge beast like that let such a small bully control it?"

"National security adviser"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Fiscal cliff

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

The Filibuster.

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Man about executive: 'Success went to his head. There was plenty of room there.'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

'Frankly, I don't know if I feel like having a cup of coffee or trying to misappropriate some funds.'

Ted Budd Caricature

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"A truly revolutionary breakthrough:a microscope shot of our organisation!"

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

The institute.

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Early American Executive Washroom

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."

"Let's just issue last year's annual report and see if anyone notices."

'We finally found the source of all those wikileaks!'

"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"

'You say you've got plenty of nothing? Well, we think plenty of ANYTHING is worth taxing!'