Political Game Strategist Pillows

Fantasy football? No, I'm a lobbyist - I play fantasy politics. 81.

The president's men

Putin and Zelensky

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Hockey Season.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Tic-tac-toe

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

We Used to Build Things

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."