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The president's men

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

Putin and Zelensky

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Tariff Wars

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Target your message

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."