Political Fine-taster Gifts

Trump on Mueller

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Archival Warfare

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Very Presidential."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

The Evolution of Trumpcare

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

Commie Chef.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'The fact that I pay more taxes than you do, Mr. Buffett, could be remedied by a huge raise.'

Stalemate

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.