Political Fairy Tale Lover Gifts

'...and they moved into the white house and lived happily for 2 terms.'

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Truth

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Odette from Swan Lake

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!