Political Fairy Tale Lover T-Shirts

'...and they moved into the white house and lived happily for 2 terms.'

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Truth

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Odette from Swan Lake

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."