Political Correctness Promoters Gifts

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

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'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

This is where Brent council sends you

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

'It's to help the hard of knowing!'

The kinder, gentler Grim Reaper