Political Convention Pillows

The Once Possible Future Vice President

Trumppalin

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

Government and Opposition

"Dumb dog! When I said 'kill' I was speaking metaphorically!"

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Occu-Pie Mars

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

British savings accounts

"Nation-building never works."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Good boy."

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'