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Political Convention Mugs
Kickstart your day with a mug that captures the spirit of political conventions—witty, bold, and full of character, perfect for politics fans and event enthusiasts alike.
Trumppalin
"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."
Government and Opposition
"Dumb dog! When I said 'kill' I was speaking metaphorically!"
"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Schengen
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Occu-Pie Mars
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Welcome to the future"
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
British savings accounts
"Nation-building never works."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"You're fired."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Good boy."
The Anti-Agent
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
In the Guru District
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Political Convention Mugs Collection
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