Annual Conventions Pillows

Popcorn Convention

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Science fiction fans on other planets

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

2016 election squabbles!

Government and Opposition

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Anton's Bar and Grill

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Pick a business card.'

"Psychiatric convention"

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

Star Wars convention...

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'